Ode to the Utah Poof

We have all seen them. The ridiculously ratted mess sitting on top of someone's head, desperately hidden beneath a thin layer of smooth hair. The Utah poof. Like the swine flu, it is sweeping across the Rexburg plains causing vomiting and hallucinations. It is moving up to the "hair-don'ts" right next to a comb-over and permed bangs. I know there are some people who can pull of this very well. 

Case and point: My sister Ali. 

She has mastered the way of the comb and it looks good.

 

But then there are those girls you see who take it a little too far, they got a little to excited with the comb and the hairspray. This artwork done by me and roommates is dedicated to you, keep your wrists strong and your combs stronger. May your hair always be ratted and never stand any less than 3 inches above your head.